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HANTU GENTAYANGAN

Nafarin WH 7.6.15 Humor, unik

Si Imah nang bungas wan seksi hanyar kamatian laki. Tangah hari tadi mayat lakinya dikubur di kuburan di tangah hutan parak rapun kariwaya, wan manurut habar lakinya nang katuju bakajian nintu mati jadi hantu!!! Baca Juga: Berita Lucu Hari Ini

hantu

Wayah tangah malam nang sunyi sanyap ,wayah bulan kadap,,, matan dalam hutan burung hantu babunyi basahut-sahutan manandaakan ada sasuatu nang ganjil tarjadi malam ngitu, arwah nang laki kaluar matan kuburan bulik ka rumah mandatangi Imah, bininya.....

Lakinya : "TOK..!! TOK..!! TOK..!! ding buka'i lawang"

Imah : "Siapa??"

Lakinya : "aa ,,laki ikam..."

Imah : "aiii,, knpa pian bulik,, maka sdh mati??"

Lakinya : "ada nang handak aa padahakan sayang ai...."

Imah : "kada usah tatamu ulun lagi! Mun sudah mati tu mati haja.. jangan ganggu2 ulun pank!!!.."

Lakinya : "Panting banar duhai cintaku..."

Imah : "kada usah gin ulun takutan..."

Lakinya : "palingan 2 manit haja kada lawas jua duhai bidadari aa"

Imah : "indaaaaaahhhh...!!!!"

Lakinya : "jangan manyasal lah mun kada mandangar kata2 terakhir matan aa"

Marga panasaran akhirnya Imah mau jua mambukaakan lawang....

Dengan syahdu lakinya baucap:

"CIE... CIE... CIE... JANDA NIII YEEEEEE...!!!!"

Rabah jamban...=)) =)) =)) Ciluk Baaa \=D

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